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Cinematic Rating

6.4 / 10

Budget

$1,500,000

Revenue

$1,694,909

Studio

A24, Central Pictures, Fat City, Bronxburgh

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Review

Unfiltered Review Released: 2025 Rating: 6.4/10 1h 53m English / Spanish Drama

MovieWise Analysis

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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Stunning performances and a gripping storyline make 'If I Had Legs I'd Kick You' a must-see film. With a compelling portrayal of a woman facing multiple challenges at once, the audience is taken on an emotional rollercoaster as Linda navigates her tumultuous life. The complex relationships and unexpected twists keep viewers on the edge of their seats, while the beautiful cinematography adds an extra layer of depth to the story. Overall, 'If I Had Legs I'd Kick You' is a powerful and thought-provoking film that will leave a lasting impression.

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What Audiences Are Saying

B
Brent Marchant

"In an age where life’s everyday challenges can test our wits, becoming overwhelmed is a real possibility when they pile up. Just ask Linda (Rose Byrne), a therapist who struggles to sincerely and sensitively assist her troubled patients. But that’s just the start of her problems. She’s also tendi..."

C
CinemaSerf

"Rose Byrne turns in a terrific performance here, but I found the thrust of the plot to be just a bit too much like a contrived horror movie. She is “Linda”, a therapist whose husband is off piloting a boat and whose un-named daughter has some form of undefined illness that is putting huge pressur..."

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